This is “The Secret Life of Ian Schwartz” new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 30, interval: 6000, width: 185, height: 600, theme: { shell: { background: '#333333', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#eb0707' } }, features: { scrollbar: true, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('IDS07').start(); var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4278156-7"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @ianschwartz)http://ian.theslo.org/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdspv8Gcb1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Them shoes are pimpin’!</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/15398805820http://ian.theslo.org/post/15398805820Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:39:30 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdsp6qPAH1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Them shoes are pimpin’!</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/15398795290http://ian.theslo.org/post/15398795290Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:39:06 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdsoxKK3i1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Them shoes are pimpin’!</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/15398791162http://ian.theslo.org/post/15398791162Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:38:56 -0600<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8hlozCRa1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Getting my windshield replaced…</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/15246667632http://ian.theslo.org/post/15246667632Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:51:23 -0600<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8hkzh8B31qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Getting my windshield replaced…</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/15246651901http://ian.theslo.org/post/15246651901Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:50:59 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx4y06zh3T1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WTF!!!</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/15137111975http://ian.theslo.org/post/15137111975Sun, 01 Jan 2012 13:55:18 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx4xzuPdeF1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WTF!!!</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/15137102505http://ian.theslo.org/post/15137102505Sun, 01 Jan 2012 13:55:05 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqyc9lsjnD1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dream car <u>#carsandcafe</u></p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/9747270139http://ian.theslo.org/post/9747270139Sat, 03 Sep 2011 09:58:32 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqvaz38L0s1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boogers!!! </p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/9684157021http://ian.theslo.org/post/9684157021Thu, 01 Sep 2011 18:37:51 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqls4q0PVi1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So true! </p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/9467880244http://ian.theslo.org/post/9467880244Sat, 27 Aug 2011 15:12:25 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqkdnupq2X1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello Vodka RedBull! </p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/9437890696http://ian.theslo.org/post/9437890696Fri, 26 Aug 2011 21:02:17 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqobfToFk1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tequila? </p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/8757436222http://ian.theslo.org/post/8757436222Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:04:26 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lposa0muR21qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Home cooked meal </p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/8712138150http://ian.theslo.org/post/8712138150Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:34:48 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpos637MbA1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What is your major malfunction?! </p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/8712038290http://ian.theslo.org/post/8712038290Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:32:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpj3sdi9Y91qzb7vzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>HTC Sensation w/Senseless Custom <u>ROM</u></p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/8574527751http://ian.theslo.org/post/8574527751Sat, 06 Aug 2011 17:57:49 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpivhvJdCI1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More please… </p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/8568179464http://ian.theslo.org/post/8568179464Sat, 06 Aug 2011 14:58:43 -0500<a href="http://vimeo.com/23549825">Shave Day</a>http://ian.theslo.org/post/5383650051http://ian.theslo.org/post/5383650051Wed, 11 May 2011 03:54:33 -0500<a href="http://vimeo.com/23100607">the ride</a>http://ian.theslo.org/post/5100401628http://ian.theslo.org/post/5100401628Sun, 01 May 2011 13:21:57 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la049oVyXu1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fo shizzle mi drizzle…</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/1272991533http://ian.theslo.org/post/1272991533Fri, 08 Oct 2010 21:29:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la03jqbXKE1qzb7vzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>40s</p>http://ian.theslo.org/post/1272889101http://ian.theslo.org/post/1272889101Fri, 08 Oct 2010 21:14:18 -0500